Why Santa? Because I really do have a long white beard and hair to match. Kids look and smile at me in the street and I can sometimes hear them saying, "Look Momma, There's Santa!" :-) I believe that Children, ALL children, are the most important humans on this planet. Their smile is priceless and I am happy to help prolong their experience of the magic of christmas.
In the online marketing world I have been known to spread a little cheer at any time of year with RAOKAG's (Like RAOK's but with Added Gifts and no added salt). Similar to those commercials "Pets are not just for xmas", I believe in goodwill, not just to all men, but to All creatures, and All year round.
Am I crazy? Are you kiddin me? C'mon, you Gotta be crazy to sit behind six gaseous reindeer traveling for 24 hours at 12C (12 times the speed of light). Want to know how they go so fast? Rudolph lights up his nose and BOOM! Six million gallons of RDfartNOX ignites and I hang on for dear life! ;-) (Just don't let NORAD know that secret fomula, they like to think they can still track me! At the speed we deliver all the prezzies and with the stealth technology we umm borrowed for the sleigh from USAF, they got no chance! LOL!)
I am also the appointed keeper of Earth's one and only complete list of "naughty girls". No gentlemen, the over 21 section is NOT for sale at ANY price :-P We have strict privacy laws at the North Pole.